I almost got killed by an beverage.

Okay, so I like hardcore stuff. Not hardcore in the sexual connotation but in stuff that helps you be an overall bad ass. So you know health food, technology, self-help books. Thats right. So I was on a road trip today and stopped at a food co-op in Iowa City. Every time I go to a new grocery store I can’t help but do a little perusing looking for sweet new items and such. I love food. So when looking for an icey cold beverage on a unseasonably warm day I was taking a back. There in front of me was the most hardcore beverage I had ever seen. It was called Synergy and as you can see from their website it basically claims to heal everything and anything. Supposedly the fonder start bottling it after he saved his mom from cancer with this tea. Woah. I was sold. I am a huge spectic but I will try anything once. I graped one and got in the car. There was a bunch of floaters in it so I shook it up and tore off the plastic seal with my teeth. The thing exploded like a gun shot and the top flew into the back of the car. I was driving 60 miles per hour down a country road and was cover in tea. I could have easily lost an eyeball and flew into a ditch. Again, woah. After I regained my cool I drank some. It was pretty intense. I have not noticed any super human strength yet but I will let you know. The irony of almost losing an eyeball to a health drink is obvious.